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Granny, Granny!
Do you want to know something funny, and quite weird?
Lauren’s granny buys her saucy underwear! Yesterday she had a bra that cost £30! And it wasn’t just any ole bra. It was quite a ‘sexy’ design on it, and from what I’ve heard. She’s quite a collection of raunchy underwear from her granny! HAHA. It’s funny, Imagine my granny handing me like, I dunno, a man-thong! Lol out loud!
I think most grannies are raunchy in a weird way. Like – they wear stockings as if they we’re tights. Naomi said, they see nothing wrong with them, its an average thing… but people wear stocking’s in sex! To turn the man or woman on! Not to hold her granny pant’s up! Thing is going to sound so weird and odd… but… but… mine wears thongs. How do I know? WELL… me and Aimee, when we stayed at hers, went hoking through her bag. Guess what we found. A baby blue thong! BARF. My granny… in a thong. BARF. Your granny… in a thong! Yeah! That’s right, cringe mofo, cringe!
I suppose though. Just because they’ve aged, and sagged. I wouldn’t want to change the way I dress. I don’t want to be wearing granda pants or granda clothes. LOL. Granda in skinny jeans. Legend? What would you wear? I’m not sure, but not what most of them wear.
OH BLOODY EYEBALL OF ZEUZ! MY INTERNET IS A FUCKER. Every damn 5 seconds. Disconnect. MOFO! :@ GR! Don’t get O2 Wireless!
Under garments, socks and smells.
Do you know what I don’t get. How come I always put my socks on inside-out? Its so stupid. Though, saying they are black, I have an excuse. I have black socks, and one pair of brown H&M socks. That’s all. However, when you look at my collection of underwear! haha. I don’t know why I have so many, it’s not as if I purposly want so many. Most of them are from Naomi though – over 50% Naomi’s bought me.
My mum seems fine with Naomi buying me underwear, but it’s odd. Because, in my mum’s eyes, I’d think she wouldn’t let her get me them because then she’ll want to see them on me. She also let’s us share a room, and when Aimee stayed. A bed. She’s fond of Naomi. Actually, she told Naomi to leave clothes her. She practically lives here. Legally, she would be counted for living here. She stays about 3/5 weekdays.
What is with feet. I know we need them to keep walking and all, but, why are people’s so different. Some stink, to high heavens. Some have tingers (finger-toes) and some are strange colours, like… Yellow? (Not mine). Is it just because they don’t clean their feet?
Oh, great. Now their’s more problems. Mel can’t go to Portstewart… her nephew has just got diagnosed with suspected swine flu 
shes in quarintine now for 1 week. Puck sake!
Pets are…
Bastards! Okay, they are nice, cuddly and all that. Though then they die. That’s it, nothing of it. All that care, and then, boom. Dead. It just causes you emotional problems – right?
Well, my hamster died today. I was never close to it. It annoyed me, it did nothing except eat, use the wheel and then sleep. I didn’t like holding it ether. It had scratched itself several weeks back, because of it’s long nails. My mum said she’d take it to the vet to get it’s nails cut, and then, to look at its face. Of course, it’s my mum. She never went.
So, today when I came down to clean it out, its house was lying open? I lifted all the stuff out, and then looked in it’s house. I’d never seen it sleep, so I assumed it with its eyes open, it was just it sleeping. It moved round the slightest and sat back down. It didn’t lift it’s head. It started twitching, the poor thing. I was sitting watching it, it kinda had an impact on me, just twitching. Then. Nothing. I tipped it out, and HOLY MACARONY! It’s face, the poor poor thing. Purple, swolen face and neck! The poor thing. It nearly brought a tear to my face. It just froze. Dead. The fucker.
It never had a name. It was stupid to give it a name, what would I call it? It’s a hamster, not a cat who can respond. Unless of course it could work out it’s name and then look up, not cuddle, look up. I had it for something like 7-8 years, so it’s long past its sell by date.
I cleaned it’s cage, it stunk of disease – really. The smell of staleness. I think it was attacked by a spider, but I was called stupid by my sister. It’s cage was only cleaned about 2 weeks ago, it takes longer for its crap to start smelling. I don’t know. It just annoys me, the poor thing, the torture. I saw it die too. Its strange, I don’t feel upset. Just a bit annoyed it had to die like that, it’s not fair. BAD OWNER.
BAD OWNER AWARD 2009
I want a cat now, though. It’ll be worse when it dies – won’t it? But they live like 20 years, so it shouldn’t be too soon. Now to convince mum!
GRR! People who cry
GGRRRRR! Fucking hell. I hate people who try get their own way, like what the hell. The cry, or moan, or run to Mummy or Daddy. Well. Not this time! I am sick of it. Knowone will get their way that way. Grow up and dry up!
Auuuuu!
In case your wandering. I got bored with dark layouts, so I changed. I’m not too sure if these are just meant to be colours or are things hanging down from the trees. But I like it anyway. It’s a change.
Shakira’s new single was leaked today, the Spanish version. I really like it. Infact I’ve been listening to it over and over, trying to make some sense of words. I think I might need to look up the lyrics! It’s called She-Wolf, so I’m expecting a ‘animal’ themed tour – which I wana go to! But that leads to another problem! I will most likley go with Naomi and Aimee, but what about Alex? No really? I don’t know what’s been happening with him latley, so what about him? He’s hardly made any effort, doesn’t talk to me or anything. Something’s up. I also don’t know if I would go with him. He’ll most likley just be-friend me for it; also. When he said he’d never take anything else but weed… guess what he might have started on… Pills. Estacy? I’m not sure, I heard him on loud speaker “Popping pills”. I’m not too good with drug slang, so someone might need to translate for me. I havn’t made any effort with him ether. Why should I? He never replys to my texts or rang me to come out, I always rang. Like one day, he walked straight past me to sit with Girvan, didn’t even look at me! Drugs are horrible. How or why would anyone take them?
Shakira’s new single’s below – but be quick before it gets deleted by YouTube.
I’m also wandering. Right, you know ORAL? Not the Spanish kind. When lesbians have oral, or foreplay – why does it count as sex? It is just foreplay. I know they don’t have a, penis, but I don’t understand why general playfulness counts as popping the cherry. It’s like what most couples start of with, isn’t it though? So, if it count’s as sex, do most Lesbians wait until “they are ready” or do they just… (I don’t know a term, it’s not ‘ride’ or ‘buck’ or ‘shag’… or…) yeah, Shag. When it comes to oral, do they like, like, ALL tastes of fanny, or does some make them feel sick? If lesbians are supposedly more manly than girls – do they let it grow? Or do they shave, like most straight girls? Or do they trip, like guys? If they had a chance, would the majority of them grow a penis? Would they loose their boobs?
It’s all very confusing if you ask me.
The park is dead. Not literally, but yet, knowone wants to hang out their. Rightfully. It is boring, and now that the immature Junior High is off it will be overrun by, dumb, chavs. No really – they are dumb. The words they know are “meet” “goth” “emo” “come on!” “startin’?”. Looking back, I cringe to think I was once like that – except, I was most likley the more weird of the kind. In the park their is SO many headmelts, seriously. Can’t they just die. And I’m expecting Daira to come back down. We’ve all split. Your having a nice, lovley, warm, fun day, then who comes down around four? And army of headmelts! (The YMCA), fucking hell. Why do they always seem to find us, or come to ‘the tree’. I dislike most of them so much, I had to turn the Lurgan Mail round today – they are in the front cover. GR! It makes me so angry at some of the wanabes.
I LOVE AIMEE! I really really really do. It has been the most funest week with her Gemma, Lauren and Saffron. I really do love them so much. I enjoy being with them all day, everyday! You’s are just so nice, and I’m glad we get on.
I think me and Naomi are the best couple. I really do. Every other couple seems to be, well, not function as well as me and Naomi do. We have our flow of outlets, we have our promises, are secrets and our privacy. We are quite a private couple, we don’t make a big deal out of kissing or any of that, we don’t even tell our friends most of our problems or tiffs, or bore them with tales of what we did or are planning to do (no- stop thinking about sex). We only tell who we want too, and that’s not too many people. In fact. At the most it’s 5 people. Aimee and Hollie being the main two. Yet even they don’t know everything. We fight and usually at the most it takes half an hour for one of us to appologies and then we get on as if nothing has happened. We work that way. We argue to tell each other our faults, then we work on it. Then we work. Naomi is so my life, I really love her more than anyone (I think) in the world. I really really really really love her.
I just just thinking. I am weird. I have been weird since third year, carefully moulded by Alison. I always had a different attitude to life and how it works and was big on the EQUAL thing, I also grew up with them, around gays, goths, emos and bi’s. I now understand how they live, and I think I still stick by the EQUAL rule. Until you understand anyone, you should never say anything. For all you know their life could be 1000 times better or worse than yours. I was told that I was known over the Junior High, not because of my coolness, smartness or deadon-ness, but because of my wierdness. I consider the term “weird” to be a code for “unique”. So if anyone says anything bad or good about you. Take it as a complement. If everyone was like them… what a boring world.
“In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different”
More problems have arose, but if anyone asks I’ll give them a piece of my mind. MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS. I’m just hope knowone I like asks because I really will explode. The whole of Lurgan is just corrupt. They way they just talk and gossip, take sides and are SO CHILDISH. Be ashamed Lurgan, be ashamed.
My life is odd. I guess so anyway. Their is endless problems in my family and friends. But when it comes to protecting one another – we will FIGHT! That’s why I love them so much (even my brother and sister)!
CIAO 
Greatness before our eyes
Yesterday, everyone (Aimee, Sean, Johnny, Alex, Dani, Lauren, Gemma) and me and Naomi went into Belfast. Me and Naomi got up early to go, we arrived at 11.30. I had such a good day! We got really cool clothes – especially Naomi. We went into some awsome shops. I got clothes I really like, but Naomi doesn’t like one of them. Topman’s zebra top. She says I look like Timmy – but I really like it. It’s not fair! :-p. We met up, randomly, in starbucks with Aimee and all. Only Dani actually came over to us. How nice of him. He’s getting a girl friend… named Rachel (LOL?), but I’m really happy for him. He’s all chuffed, 6 months single and now back with a Rachel. Awh, as long as it keeps him happy 
Alex was a jerk. Sean (Shaun the sheep) said something, like something looked like something or something anyway! But, it wasn’t even LOLworthy or even anything except cringeworthy. Naomi just went “That wasn’t even funny”, not in an annoyed tone. But who piped up… Alex “Naomi, how does it feel being ripped out by Sean”. Well. I piped up too. “She’s hardly ripped out, it wasn’t even embarrasing.” And went on. Like, hardly ripped out? So, later, well… 10 minutes later Naomi ripped Alex out. 
“Alex. How does it feel being ripped out by Naomi” Lol. Owned. “Great, actually”. HAHA. Apparently he was being a real dickhead to Dani earlier, doing his stupid “GURRH” noise. I dunno, but I think he’s being too mean. He was also being mean to Aimee earlier this week. Something’s up. Not his winky though, he’s smoked too much weed!
Anyway. In Belfast Michael Jackson was blasting. I’m annoyed. I never actually listened to him before, and now. FLIP SAKE >:-( I’m so annoyed. HE’S SO GOOD. And Now. He’s dead. Flip sake. King of Pop – yes please! He is actually amazing! :*( Come back from the dead. Like if you can turn Black to White then you can come back from the dead, right?
I bought his CD from iTunes. I’m cross with myself. I miss him already ! No really though, why did he have to die? The one male singer I like chooses to die when I get to like him. DAMN YOU!
I love – YOU!
Well, yesterday I wore my Brit top. I hear a gasp? Well, knowone said anything about it – which is good! Until, farmboy and gothboy chose to sit with Alex etc. I came over an the only thing gothboy said was “oh, come’on, let’s go see britney”. I LOLED. Yes, I know he was ripping the piss, but what a patethic saying. I really must’ve inspired you haha! Anyway. Aparently from Alex, before I came over they were complaining about me wearing it “You don’t have to flaunt it”. Flaunt it? Well, that’s certainly a complement. I wasn’t flaunting, but they must’ve paid some attention to me to assume that. It doesn’t matter anyway. He flaunts his hardcore goth music with his band t-shirts and long trench coats. At least he knows who Britney is! haha.
Dogface also sat with us. What does the, well, nicley, dunce say? “Why’d you go see Britney?” – No! You said it wrong. Right, put on a, ‘special’ voice with a lisp.Try now, “Why’d you go see Britney?”, me and Mel LOLed in her face – we honestly didn’t mean too. But anyway, stupid questions are always the easiest to answer – Because I am a fan, I love her music. Why did you go see Britney? WHAT? haha, Why else would you go see someone live?
Alex and Mel both backed me up. I love them. I suppose people just can’t see things from someone else’s veiw. If the world was full of clones of you, it would be a very boring place.
Okay, yes. Alex did take weed and all yesterday, but still. I really do love my friends. I especially love Mel and Aimee. I could go on who I love. But, no I really do love them. They just understand me, and don’t care. Especially Mel, the most courageous person I know. And shes one of the most unique and special (not that type of special), like she doesn’t care, as long as she has fun. I don’t understand why Melissa Boyd has got such a bad name in school. Aimee, I understand her more now. I know she doesn’t mean not all the inviting thing, but like, I dunno, shes just so kind now, she buys us things and can look at ‘weed’ like I do. She is a legend. Don’t question greatness!
I do really like Alex as a friend. Though the weed is still a big aspect of his life. It’s like a wall between friends and well, high. I’m not the only one who agrees with this. You and Dani are arrogant asses when it comes to weed (Don’t worry. I told Dani that).
Gemma is one legend. She’s so nice. I enjoy being round her every single day. Lauren – what a laugh. She is so amazing, haha, she enjoy’s life too much. She laughs so much. She’ll live longer than us! Saffron, I never really understood why we fell out with her. I think shes really good fun to be around, she, I don’t even know what to say. Shes just really cool, you’ll have to take my word for it.
I could try explaining what Naomi means to me, but, you’d probably commit suicide before you finished reading. ILY xoxo
HAHA, I really do love yous!
