I know I shouldn’t have kept you waiting… But I’m here now.

PREPARE FOR A LOT OF SWEARING

BRITNEY SPEARS MOTHER FUCKERS!

Worth every penny. When we got down, we were all excited, like hell. Even Hollie! It was incredible. Dublin is so much nicer than up here, everyone’s all nice! LOVLEY.

We got lost, 2 times. But eventually made it to the o2, we arrived at the o2 about 1pm, it started at 6.30. No, we’re not mad. Just obsessed. 19 others where there before us. And thank fuck we were! We were told that like the first 100 people would get a wrist band. I thought it was a rubber, limited edition Britney band. It wasn’t (keep reading).

People outside where selling merchandise outside for 4-10 euros, compared to the 30 euros inside. One man was cycling round and stopped at Hollie, who bought a t-shirt. I then took a notion. I had 50 euro, so I was like, yeah, sure okay. And they are nice t-shirts! But, he charged Hollie, and forgot to take my money – I didn’t tell anyone he forgot until about an hour later. Knowing Honest-Hollie she’d stop him to remind him. I wasn’t complaining – I got a free brit top!

So, after about 5 hours of queuing. We needed a pee (we brought lunch and all, like others). The real nice people told us that round the corner at the first set of traffic lights, take a left and there’s a bar open that’ll let us pee. Hollie went first. We stayed in the que. And fifteen minutes later, Hollie appeared again, unsatisfied. She didn’t find it. And hour later me and Naomi couldn’t wait. We went. We found it. BUT, we didn’t go in it, we chose to ask the Studio beside us if we could. The woman didn’t look too happy, but let us in anyway – and somehow knew we we’re coming from the Britney que. In the Studio was loads of doors and lots of posters of all the movies made in there… you’d be suprised!

When we got back, Hollie and another girl went round – and they found it!

Everyone was so nice in Dooblin! Really! Knowone was trying to push us outta the way to get to the front (we also met others who we got the train with from Portadown).  When they finally let us into the actual que, we all walked calmly, no pushing, for some reason. But then 6:20pm, a man came round “anyone with numbers stick out your hand”, we did and got a red band (below) ‘AIKEN PROMOTIONS’ it said.

The door’s finally opened, and some pushing began. Not too much though. 3 doors opened. We went to the first, and after one person got through – it decided to close. We then, quite angry went to door 2, then door 1 opened again. We got in with loads of people infront of us – after all are queing!! But, they all seemed to be trying to get right up into the ‘ringside zone’, an area round the rings closed off. We only realised then when the ‘garda’ said “only people with bands”… BWHAHAHAHAA, push infront of us BITCH? :L HAHA, right to the stage we went! (The ‘ringside’ tickets usually cost 150 euro).

The excitement went through us all. It was so fun. Then. Perez Hilton came on *dun dun dun*, dressed as Queen Victoria, which Britney then killed. Then. The ‘Queen’ came down!

It was so good. In fact. It was so orgasmic. I went home with wet underwear. IT WAS SO FUCKING BRILLIANT. I would tell you more, but you wouldn’t understand if you wern’t there. So you’ll probably just be like “it wasn’t that good”. It was. You had to be there. Just even being in her presence! OMW. I WANA GO AGAIN!

It even made Naomi and Hollie ‘cum’ OMW. It was sooooooooooooooooo good. (8) touch of myhand

Theres like 200 photo’s on me bebo, so feel free to veiw and masterbate!

perhaps i’m silly…

I’ve all of a sudden became obsessed with PerezHilton, I don’t know why. I also ahve started using twitter quite a lot. Addiction? I think it’s cool because on twitter, you e-talk with celebrities… though Perez somehow ignored my post to him, fucker. But how does Lacey get talking to Katy Perry? If Perez won’t even reply… w-t-h? I particularly am attracted to Miley Cyrus’ twitter. I think its quite interesting. She is SO full of herself!
Also, Hannah Montana ENDs next year! She hasn’t been around long. But yet again, isn’t she touring? Fuckin’ hell, would you pay £100 to see her? I paid £90 for Brit, but not £100 for a 15 year old.

Brit tomorrow! I can’t waaaait. REALLY. I CAN’T. I’m all, gitty! LMAO. WOOOOW! I can’t waaait. Though, let’s hope everything goes well, and Hollies not late *cough cough cough*

It was uber fun today, we were trying to teach look swearwords! And Kate caught me giving Luke the fingers haha!

twitt-twooo

Well, most of you probably don’t know. But I normally use twitter as a sort of, reminder. So if you check there before a blog is out you’ll probably know what to expect on my next blog.. http://twitter.com/oceanicchris

I’M GOING TO SEE BRITNEY THIS SATURDAY! I can’t actually can’t wait! I was so excited one night I couldn’t sleep…

BRITNEY SPEARS

like… who hasn’t heard of her? She’s so famous! Am I’m going to see her!
I was actually over the moon… till fucking Naomi and Hollie started. To be 100% honest. I wish I was going with like Aimee. She’d be more excited than them two put together. All they do is moan, moan moan moan moan. “For £20 more we can go to Oxygen” “And they don’t charge that much!” “I bet she doesn’t even sing” “It better be good” “I coulda used that money on something else” “What a rip off”. I wish you’d told me before you bought them. Like, if you don’t wana go you shoulda sold them when you had the chance. And I know she sings a bit, but if she sung it wouldn’t be that good, cause well, she wouldn’t dance would she? Your so picky. And Hollie, £120 for Oxygen, hardly. Add flights, petrol, camping, food, travel too and from the gigs, items in the gigs, and besides. The only good one there is Lily Allen! Naomi isn’t too bad now, shes started to get excited. Then hollie kills it. Hollies mum is meant to bring us down – she offered before we bought them. Shes had months to pull out, so if she dares! I will shoot her (not really). She’ll be paying for my ticket and that’ll be the last time I invite hollie anywhere! Moany fuckers. I really do wana go with someone else… well, I want to go with naomi now but Hollies still moaning. GET OVER IT. YOU PAID. YOUR GOING. YOUR TOO YOUNG FOR OXYGEN, YOUR MUM JUST ABOUT LET YOU GO TO BRITNEY (BECAUSE SHE’S ”SUGGESTIVE”), DO YOU THINK SHE’D LET YOU GO TO OXYGEN?!

Me and Naomi were talking about who we’d miss if we left. I would miss some people, I told her who, including herself… though she never said she’d miss me . Be that way.

The reason I wouldn’t miss most people is because they no longer bother themselves to pick up the phone, or there so hooked on drugs. Infact, on drugs, I told Danni I wanted him to stop, because like what if something happened to him… seriously… “don’t worry about me Chris”… OKAY. I WON’T, YOUR SO SELFISH. WHAT THE HELL. GO DIE. And Girvan and Alex are practically the same. DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS. Who gets hooked on drugs? WHO ACTUALLY WANTS TOO?! These people do. Something’s wrong with them.

Last night me and Naomi watched… guess… a chick flick, Bridget Jones! It was actually my idea to watch it (surprise surprise) after getting bored of Guitar Hero. It was nice, we just cuddled, but she made fun of me when I couldn’t help but smile at the nice parts! haha! times like that really make me love you, Naomi x

WOMANIZER OHH WOMANIZER *shimmies*

Let it pour!

I really have a good choice, I really do. I chose to wear 3/4 lengths today. It’s raining. In fact, it’s pouring. Pissing it down. The heavens have opened. Drowning us. And I chose to wear 3/4 lengths. Lucky me. It’s stormy aswell! Fork lightening.

I really find the world so… unique, and I dunno’, so, so, powerful. Looking at those mighty clouds, whoaw! Just look at the power nature has, it can take down towers, planes and swallow boats, in fact, it can swallow islands, turn people to stone, perfectly preserving them.

Okay, you can laugh at me, but I bet you havn’t been intigued with nature. Every wondered about it? It’s so great. I love it.

I was also thinking. Witchcraft. If it was real, would you be good or bad?
I think I’d be fairly evil; my worst punishment ever. I actually think it would be the worst thing you could do… trapping someone in a picture I painted. I think I might have quite a collection of pictures round my room! Although, I, and Naomi agrees, would be more mischievous than evil. I suppose I’d hide in a tree and probably electrocute people while they walk their dogs, or trip them up or something – harmless fun really. Though, just imagine. (I’m going off on one) What you could do to the little fucker who insists that it’s fun to annoy you. Or how about that cow at work who makes you work the hardest. *cackles* It would be a-maze-in-ng. ZAP.

I think I would turn people into frogs, like a traditional magic-ist? Or actually, I’ll be original… sheep. I’d turn them into sheep. Guy’s into sheep, girls into sheep. I’d remove the guy’s manly hood! I think I might have to buy a field…

I would also probably haunt the shores of islands, or coves. I’d make professional sailors disappear into thin air, or drag them to the depths with a giant kraken.

The most fun thing would be floating in through Hollie’s window… I’d turn into a dementor looking thing, just to see her scream and cry! HAHA. And yes, I’d ride a broom. Mount. Not stradle. I’d also have fun with a big cauldron, or growing exotic herbs and spices! ^_^

I’m wierd. I know. What would you do? Would you be evil or good? Kind or nasty? Or just experimental? I’d also have a wand, not like Harry though.

Sims 3: Entry 1: The day and the life of… Sims?

Guess what FINALLY came! SIMS 3! *jumps with joy*. For those who don’t already know, I am a Sims fanatic – no, really. I can spend hours and hours playing it… in fact, I have… and I can’t stop! Someone help! OH- and if you don’t like Sims. Stop reading now, this is gonna’ be all about them!

So, Naomi bought be it for my birthday, which was on the 18th of May- incase you forgot – but Sims 3 was only released on Friday; mine, instead, never came until Saturday, and then somehow ALL of Naomi’s 5 house’d family were out at 11am! I had to wait until Monday so I could go to the Post Office HQ. Funny enough, it was okay for waiting. Worth the wait.

When I installed it, me and Naomi, the sim lovers that we are, waited with excitement for it to install. FINALLY, it did. But, the graphics where shh-ii-tt. They really were! It was only until yesterday I found out how to adjust them; the in-game options were set to ‘Low’ graphics. Instead I had to set them to ‘High’, that still didn’t look great and took a fucker to load; so, Medium – OH MY WORD. They are greeeat. I love it! Below, there is my Sim, conveinently designed by Naomi, talking to someone… I think she’s called Emma Hatch. And then, below it again is me, adjusted, with blue hair, going to make food with the ‘Medium’ graphics. Can’t you see the difference? – By the way, I think you can click on them. Because it’s smaller, it’ll look better. When it’s bigger you’ll see what I mean!

LOVE THE UNDIES, NAOMI.

But yeah, as time went on, I’M ADDICTED. Infact, Alex bet me by 2 weeks I’ll be bored. I accepted , that means he will owe me £20! £10 for the two weeks of Sims, £10 for Alison coming to Portstewart!

I accidently couldn’t resist myself, so used the money cheat- a bit. But I do have a job, so I am kinda’ playing it fairly. My traits are; Lucky, Green Thumbed, Ambitious, Natural Cook and Artistic (you get to choose them) and I work in a fancy Italian Restraunt, which I partly bought over – I couldn’t help myself – and I also have the best vegetables you can grow, at least, that I think you can grow!

LMAO, LEAVE MY PINKISH CAR ALONE!

My vegetable patch is actually a lot cooler! LMAO. As you can see, I was in building mode. Anyway, across the street… guess who lives… I’ll not tell you, I’ll just refer to them as Lazy 1 and Lazy 2. For some strange reason, Lazy 2 likes to steal my freshly grown vegetables on his way to work – Yes, he’s a ‘evil genious’, can’t you guess by now? He works in the criminal career so I suppose that’s what I should expect!

Lucky for them, they don’t expect high quality stuff, in fact, they bought a house with broken waterpipes… my sim ended up paying to repair it -  it leaked into my garden and killed all my finest *roles eyes*. In fact, there wishes are to watch TV!? And well, Lazy 1, for some strange reason takes interest in friending army workers, a bit of cooking while Lazy 2 prefers to sit on the crappy sofa, and watch TV while Lazy 1 makes him his dinner… he also refers to washing as ‘Evil Soaking’ – really! They have a pet puffer fish, and strangly, a pet Vampire fish!? Lazy 2 is especially lazy so, Lazy 1 often has a nag at him to clean it all up!

And, not strangely at all; Lazy 2 doesn’t get on with some people… the fought outside my restraunt! And, in the end… Lazy 2 spent the night in jail… making friends. He also can’t handle being in a long term or complicated relationship, so tends to ‘one night stand’ people. Especially the latest girl he’s been calling…

Lazy 1, is a very, very interesting Sim. While she doesn’t care about, well, real life things, she seems to be intrigued by the draw for fame in the Journalist Career; of course, she hasn’t been hired, yet. But she’s on her way. Shes been writing little forms of everything, on the box of a computer she owns. She’s been dieing for a laptop for some time, so maybe all the novel writing will pay off and she’ll get her §4,000 laptop. It actually is so strange. She cares hardly for anything about her home though has a passion for, well, writing (and army cadets!).

I suppose I’m boring you? If I am, leave a comment telling me and I’ll move all these posts into a different blog.

SO – Have you figured out who Lazy 1 and 2 are? HAHA, I really am impressed with my detail on Lazy 1. Lazy 2 was a bit hard to get the ‘irl’ effect going.

Someday soon, maybe tomorrow night, I’ll get another one for you – though this one is eaaasy! Roomie 1 and Roomie 2.

LOL *over*

*HEAT* Bermuda Triangle

it’s actually roasting… i’m sitting here sweating!

here, and you know that french plane that recently disappeared? well, it intrigued me so i’ve done some reasearch about the triangle!

There is actually more than one triangle but they are all in one main triangle

• A boat was found in the triangle, not damaged, but with the whole crew gone; dinner plates where still sitting from where they ate; not tipped over, the only person was the captain, dead, sitting in his chair holding a cup of coffee
• The city of Atlantis is sunk in the traingle along with the Bimini Road (a rock formation from a nearby island, Bimini). It is believed that there is some ‘law of physics’ mechanisms down there that cause anything over it to sink down like it did. Atlantis sank into the ocean “in a single day and night of misfortune”
• Some have been said to have been ‘Abducted’  by UFOS. This idea was used by Steven Spielberg for his science fiction film Close Encounters of the Third Kind, which features the lost Flight 19 as alien abductees.
• Compasses in the triangle screw up because of the magnetic force from the poles
• Deliberate acts of destruction can fall into two categories: acts of war, and acts of piracy. Records in enemy files have been checked for numerous losses; while many sinkings have been attributed to surface raiders or submarines during the World Wars and documented in the various command log books, many others which have been suspected as falling in that category have not been proven. It is suspected that the loss of USS Cyclops in 1918, as well as her sister ships Proteus and Nereus in World War II, were attributed to submarines, but no such link has been found in the German records.
• The Gulf Stream is an ocean current that originates in the Gulf of Mexico, and then through the Straits of Florida, into the North Atlantic. In essence, it is a river within an ocean, and like a river, it can and does carry floating objects. It has a surface velocity of up to about 2.5 metres per second (5.6 mph). A small plane making a water landing or a boat having engine trouble will be carried away from its reported position by the current, as happened to the cabin cruiser Witchcraft on December 22, 1967, when it reported engine trouble near the Miami buoy marker one mile (1.6 km) from shore, but was not there when a Coast Guard cutter arrived.
• One of the most cited explanations in official inquiries as to the loss of any aircraft or vessel is human error. Whether deliberate or accidental, humans have been known to make mistakes resulting in catastrophe, and losses within the Bermuda Triangle are no exception.
• Hurricanes are powerful storms which are spawned in tropical waters, and have historically been responsible for thousands of lives lost and billions of dollars in damage. The sinking of Francisco de Bobadilla’s Spanish fleet in 1502 was the first recorded instance of a destructive hurricane. These storms have in the past caused a number of incidents related to the Triangle.

• An explanation for some of the disappearances has focused on the presence of vast fields of methane hydrates (a form of natural gas) on the continental shelves. Laboratory experiments carried out in Australia have proven that bubbles can, indeed, sink a scale model ship by decreasing the density of the water; any wreckage consequently rising to the surface would be rapidly dispersed by the Gulf Stream. It has been hypothesized that periodic methane eruptions (sometimes called “mud volcanoes”) may produce regions of frothy water that are no longer capable of providing adequate buoyancy for ships. If this were the case, such an area forming around a ship could cause it to sink very rapidly and without warning.

Publications by the USGS describe large stores of undersea hydrates worldwide, including the Blake Ridge area, off the southeastern United States coast. However, according to another of their papers, no large releases of gas hydrates are believed to have occurred in the Bermuda Triangle for the past 15,000 years.

It should also be noted that other areas of undersea methane hydrates aren’t reported to give rise to similar incidents as the Bermuda Triangle, also that bubbles of underwater gas wouldn’t account for aircraft disappearances.

• In various oceans around the world, rogue waves have caused ships to sink and oil platforms to topple.These waves are considered to be a mystery and until recently were believed to be a myth. However, rogue waves don’t account for the missing aircraft.

Some dissapearances

1. The Ellen Austin supposedly came across an abandoned derelict, placed on board a prize crew, and attempted to sail with it to New York in 1881. According to the stories, the derelict disappeared; others elaborating further that the derelict reappeared minus the prize crew, then disappeared again with a second prize crew on board. A check of Lloyd’s of London records proved the existence of the Meta, built in 1854; in 1880 the Meta was renamed Ellen Austin. There are no casualty listings for this vessel, or any vessel at that time, that would suggest a large number of missing men placed on board a derelict which later disappeared.
2. The incident resulting in the single largest loss of life in the history of the US Navy not related to combat occurred when USS Cyclops, under the command of Lt Cdr G. W. Worley, went missing without a trace with a crew of 309 sometime after March 4, 1918, after departing the island of Barbados. Although there is no strong evidence for any single theory, many independent theories exist, some blaming storms, some capsizing, and some suggesting that wartime enemy activity was to blame for the loss.
3. One of the more famous incidents in the Triangle took place in 1921 (some say a few years later), when the Japanese vessel Raifuku Maru (sometimes misidentified as Raikuke Maru) went down with all hands after sending a distress signal which allegedly said “Danger like dagger now. Come quick!”, or “It’s like a dagger, come quick!” This has led writers to speculate on what the “dagger” was, with a waterspout being the likely candidate (Winer).
4. A pleasure yacht found adrift in the Atlantic south of Bermuda on September 26, 1955; it is usually stated in the stories (Berlitz, Winer) that the crew vanished while the yacht survived being at sea during three hurricanes. The 1955 Atlantic hurricane season lists only one storm coming near Bermuda towards the end of August, hurricane “Edith”; of the others, “Flora” was too far to the east, and “Katie” arrived after the yacht was recovered. It was confirmed that the Connemara IV was empty and in port when “Edith” may have caused the yacht to slip her moorings and drift out to sea
5. The French airbus with 228 passengers onboard has been swallowed by a new Bermuda triangle – this is the most sensational version about the mysterious disappearance of the aircraft. The airplane, flying from Brazil to France, disappeared from the radars over the Atlantic Ocean. Rescue teams have been searching the area for debris for two days now, but so far they have not found any trace of the missing aircraft. Pilots and seamen say the area of the accident is one of the most dangerous places in the world – a crossway of strong air currents with winds reaching 200 km/h and storm clouds as high as 18,000 m. The triangle of death near the Bermuda islands is just as notorious.

The Mary Celeste (sometimes incorrectly spelled Marie Celeste) was a brigantine merchant ship famously discovered in early December 1872 in the Atlantic Ocean unmanned and apparently abandoned, in spite of the fact that the weather was fine and all crew had been experienced and able seamen. The Mary Celeste herself was in perfect condition and still under full sail heading towards the Straits of Gibraltar. The ship had only been at sea for a month and had over six months of food and water on board. Her cargo was virtually untouched and the personal belongings of passengers and crew were still in place, including valuables. The crew was never heard from or seen again and what happened to them is often cited as the greatest maritime mystery of all time. The fate of the crew is the subject of much speculation. Theories range from alcoholic fumes to underwater earthquakes and waterspouts, along with a large number of fictional accounts such as aliens, sea monsters and the Bermuda Triangle. The Mary Celeste is often described as the archetypal ghost ship in the sense that it was discovered derelict without any evident explanation.

THEORIES OF THIS STORY…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Celeste#Speculation_and_theories

Awwwwh! Shucks :)

today naomi told me who slabbers about me in physics. i’m gay, and tend to watch them get changed… cool. no, it actually surprised me; they are so two faced and really, chickenshits. they’re all nice to my face *roles eyes*. it really flatters me how guys feel the need to try say i check them out, i see that my aproval of them being ‘fit’ really matters for them. haha! i must be famous enough to have roumers of me being gay! *ha he he ha ha ho* they must watch me to see me watch them! mmm! i love a good old look at mcnabbs ass, he is so fit! haha, i find this pretty funny! they must be a bit insecure that girls don’t find them attractive so they turn to guys to reassure them!

is that money in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

on that topic. fittness. i just actually realised how many people want to get down and frisky with naomi! mainly girls; i guess i’m lucky to be the only one who can ‘tap that’. and in byf today – OMW i actually went! – anyway, i got a surprising amount of complements from the girls [the other byfs all came for a bbq], not being big headed or anything, but i got asked out my some girl.. named jade? huhhhhh? one of her friends also came up and said “i dont fancy you but i did go ‘whooos that’ when i saw you”… i still got it!

today was, lovley!? thats the only word! it was the best study leave day ever, so far anyway. it was something like 25(degrees), and whoaaaa! it was. it was actually incredible hanging out with so many people, i forgot how many friends we actually have! although; we didn’t go near the ones who were drinking, we stayed on the bank and sunbathed – burn neck and nose *roles eyes*. i laughed so much! my throat is actually sore now. i love you guys! – except mel who took 3 hours to come back with our melted icelollys! (joking mel, chill!)  (check out this legend below)

like this, in the middle of the park!

so, this time next week my exams will be OVER!!!

all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek amy

All i hear is...

*crys* i’m meant to be revising… i cant, its too boring. i keep reminding myself that next week is my last ever GCSEs! i can’t wait… can’t wait to waste time and not worry about it. like BWHA i can just sit outside all day and not give a big shat about school! i cannot wait, although, that is to say.. i’ll probably be still inside. naomi bought sims 3 for my birthday and it arrives on the 5th (released), so… what a summer :L inside… Joking! i am addicted to sims 3, but yeah, still, i’ll go outside. and i’ve got an exercise regime with aimee; 8 mile runs… shes training for the army. ROFL, itll keep me fit so i dont mind. *excitement*.

i dont really want to talk about today, pretty ‘meh’

crycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycry REVISSSSSSSSSSSSIO

what a good day

i dont know, but todays seem to went real smooth. it was nice, just me and naomi today. i eventually gave in to walk from my house (she stayed over) to hers so she could get her eye makeup *rolls eyes*. i under estimated the weather. it was warm and… well roasting; not raining and crappy. what a shame – we brought coats! *lol*, we decided to stay at hers and i had a great laugh with her mum. we were talking about all them scary movies -LOL uber funny! (: i like her family, except kenny, hes weird, rude and obnoxious. her mum made a ‘attempt’ at CFC kebabs. MHMHMHMHMH they were so nice!… i want one now. awk, it was just good fun today.

i really do love you, naomi

i went home just there. i went onto msn and who might just contact me… ALISON *dun dun dun* of course, she went on about portstewart. i let mel come… mainly to get a dig at alison and mel would be UBER UBER UBER FUN! if you know dearest melissa boyd, then don’t under estimate how fun she is. yeah, shes weird but i love it! shes such a unique person. imo if she was to change she’d be like.. well, Bulah! dont change! alison nearly tried to have a go at me bringing her so i was just like… *roll eyes icon* okay and just said that. i can’t be fucked with that annoying … hun? LOL

here… i also have a poll for you girls, i was wondering… in guys, do you even considor them when they wear Y-FRONTs? everyone seems to wear boxurs. imo most of them are stupid, but i’ve seen real cool ones… like ‘designer or patterned’ *embarrassed* LOL. what do you think? vote below. you can vote for more than one and give your own opinion, so fire away. i wont know its you. naomi likes them!

we also talked about catholic names… seriously though, how do you make ‘shawn’ out of ‘sean’ or shevone out of ‘siobhan’ what? explain someone?